The Best Action Movie Ever

I just re-watched Transporter 2, and I came up with the best idea ever for an action movie.  Well, technically I came up with it a few days or weeks ago, but now seems like a good time to post.

What if we took Vin Diesel and Jason Statham and put them in a movie together?  It’d be two hours of beating other people up.

After all, most of their movies seem to follow the same basic plot.  Guy goes on a mission/people are coming to get him.  He beats them up.  End of story.  I’m looking at you, Riddick and Transporter.

If we want to throw in more bald people in there, throw Bruce Willis in as well.  That would be a great trio right there.

Of course, I have a feeling that the movie would have no plot.  But then again, you have three guys beating up other guys, so what plot needs to be there? 😛

(also, relevant XKCD)

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