Holy moley, that’s a lot of comments!
Unfortunately, they’re all spam. On the bright side, adding comments apparently works!
To prove it to you:
mysql> DELETE FROM comments; Query OK, 311 rows affected (0.12 sec)
Yeah… we’ll be integrating a CAPTCHA system soon, possibly tomorrow.
On the bright side, this website is actually being utilized! Of course, perhaps that’s not such a great thing… Ah well, what are you going to do?